Secret plot exposed!!!

The Liberaldem Infidel have hatched a wicked plot with the Conservatives!!! And possibly Al-Qaeda, maybe.

I tell you, if the people of Hartlepus are fooled into voting for the Liberaldems, Michael Howards tanks will be rolling into town before they know what has happened. DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN!!!!

Now I can reveal that the dangerously left wing policies they have been supporting, such as repealing the death penalty for drug addicts and ending the practice of dismembering graffiti louts, has been a wicked ploy to hide their dangerously right wing policies of closing down all hospitals and killing pensioners. They are a disgrace. And they will say anything to get elected as well!!!

We will throw them out of town!