More hospital lies!

Our enemies continue to spread lies about La'abour's plans for Hartlepus Hospital. This is unacceptable!

The Liberaldem Infidel might try to get their wicked spin doctors from London to twist the facts, but this is the naked truth: we are not closing Hartlepus Hospital - we are simply moving it somewhere else. It is a disgrace to pretend this is in any way a controversial idea!

I give you this solemn pledge. As you may know, the La'abour candidate, Nadia Wright, is pregnant. She will be having her fourth child in Hartlepus Hospital - whether it is open or not. This I swear.